The evening of April 9, 2010 was one a great joy for the cast and crew of Picasso at the Lapin Agile, the UIL One Act Play. Breezing through Zone and District competitions last week, this week they advanced from Area to Regionals!

    Several cast members also received individual awards. Safaa Hansen and Mitch Slan received Honorable Mention All star Cast, Hailey Suggs and Josean Rodriguez received All star Cast and Harley Roberts received the All star Techie award.

   Competing against three other well-qualified schools, Leander was one of two that advanced out of this level. Alongside Temple High School, they will be traveling to Waco to compete on April 23.

  It takes a special type of person to stand on a stage and command the attention of over one hundred preoccupied students who would rather be hanging out with friends or asleep in their beds.

   Without this unique brand of person, evolution would be near impossible because without people who inspire change there can be no change.

   Approximately 175 LISD students from four high schools and two middle schools were given a unique opportunity, based on the potential for leadership they showed, to listen to experts on the subject during the first annual LEAD (Leander Educational Academy of Difference-makers) conference.

   “The general purpose [of LEAD] is to make students aware of how the way they carry and present themselves can impact how others perceive them without even realizing it,” Shawna Queen, LEAD coordinator and math teacher, said.

   Students heard from three speakers including Superintendent Bret Champion and motivational speakers Albert Gonzales and Shannon Pickard on subjects ranging from seizing every opportunity life hands them to the four key traits which make good leaders.

   “If I have a hundred dollar bill in my pocket, how much is it worth,” Pickard questioned. “It’s not worth anything until I spend it.”

   Pickard then related this analogy to the vast world of opportunities presented to American teenagers and how all of these opportunities mean nothing until acted upon.

   Just inside the doors of Old Navy, I was confronted with mountains of green St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts. “Kiss the Irish,” “Lucky Me,” and “St. Patrick’s Day 2010” is apparently what we as United States consumers should be wearing March 17^th. I don’t know about you, but I usually have a super cute, lime green outfit planned (having insisted to my best friend: “Just wear it with me! We’ll take a picture!”) and then forget to wear it.

   I’d always wondered what the point is; why we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. “What’s the story behind this holiday?” I’d wondered when it annually occurred. Recently, however, I found out the story. And boy! Is it a story!

   Around 400 A.D., Patrick was kidnapped from his village in Britain and sold into slavery to an Irish chieftain. After six years of servitude, he managed to escape back to Britain. But he felt conflicted as he remembered the darkness of Ireland and decided to go back to free the Irish from the spiritual bondage that was imposed by their royals. Patrick journeyed back to Ireland to give religious freedom to the people that had enslaved him. And he succeeded! Patrick’s ministry in Ireland lasted 29 years and in those years he baptized over 120,000 Irishmen and planted 300 churches.  Rev. Sean Brady concludes, “He was a man who came to face and help his former enemies who had enslaved him. He came back to help them and to do them a great favor—the greatest favor he possibly could.”

   I don’t even know how the color green and Shamrocks work their way into the holiday, but after hearing his story, I was suddenly excited to celebrate the day honoring this noble man. His courage and faith are an inspiration and challenge to all of us to overcome trials and hardships that come our way—to persevere toward something greater than us. He lived out a glorious example of what it is to live selflessly and sacrificially for the joy and benefit of others.

   I was horrified to watch my little brothers sniping civilians in an airport yesterday.

   Kids these days! We entertain ourselves with violence, sex, crude jokes that aren’t funny at all, and breathe things into our lungs and minds that were never intended to be.

   Innocence and purity used to be applauded once upon a time. But at an age that is increasingly younger, both are regarded with scoffing and eye-rolling. I remember being a little princess, I mean, girl! Life was a joyful haze of dollhouse, slumber parties, gymnastics, soccer, building forts and reading book after book. It breaks the heart of my inner little princess…oops…girl! (Who is quite alive and thriving!) to look around at the little girls of 2010 and see virtually none of that.

   It’s all “Hannah Montana”, Webkins, iPods, and cell phones. (Not to mention the recent influx of preteen Facebooks.) And I don’t know about you, but I was generally steered away from PG13 movies before I was 13, not taken to R-rated movies at 5. We have all become so ridiculously desensitized; we are all a part of the demolition of childhood.

   Maybe I’m overreacting or “being a girl” (as my 11 year old brother put it as the blood of his fellow Russian terrorist splattered all over the TV screen) but recently I’ve wondered: Call of Duty, American Pie, Lady Gaga, the Saw movies…and all the other lovely, noble things we fill our minds with…

   Maybe it’s time we started edging the lines back to where they once firmly stood.

   Whatever happened to the Cleavers?

   We all know how it goes.

   When a new year starts, its “out with the old and in with the new” and people everywhere are suddenly frantically resolving to lose weight, get better grades, and become the person they’ve always wanted to be. We all start off with incentive…we are determined that this will be THE YEAR.

   But despite high goals and initial determination, more often than not, we slowly fade back into our old habits, until finally we become so disgusted with our epic failure that we write off our glorious goals as “dumb resolutions.”

   I’ve vehemently decided that this should not be! Yes, failure is most often ineveitable, but about all those awesome, inspiring sports movies where the team is just awful and they lose and lose and lose and lose and lose until…they WIN. Because they want it that bad. And quickly the movie will neatly and predictably wrap up with epic triumph!

   Guys, let’s be that this year! We’ve all got things that need changed; things that MUST change in order for us to become the people we can and SHOULD be. And at this specific time in our lives (high school) developing habits to reinforce productivity and effectiveness is so vitally important. There’s no denying it, we are on the verge of adulthood.

   So whether it’s conviction to change our attitudes, outlooks, demolish bad habits, cement good habits, or do a character 180, let’s do it! We will fall, and we will revert back to what we are trying to finally cast off, but “Why do we fall Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.” (Thomas Wayne) With perseverance, we will change! And the triumph will be EPIC!

   “Great faith is the product of great fights. Great testimonies are the outcome of great tests. Great triumphs can only come out of great trials.” – Smith Wigglesworth

   This is the special edition of ‘Beasting’ Your Way Through an Adolescent Vocabulary were we go through almost every acronym used in text messages across the U.S.A (United States of America), and translate them for a better understanding. There are many different acronyms in the world of text messages. The following are the main acronyms involved.

LOL-Laugh out loud

• Generally used in a positive manner. Used to acknowledge that something is funny as if laughing in a text message.

ROTFL-Rolling on the floor laughing

• See ‘LOL’. This is generally used to indicate that something is so funny that you are on the floor laughing.

JK or JP-Just kidding or just playing

IDK-I don’t know

OMG- Oh my gosh

TTYL-Talk to you later

MLIA- My life is average

• A statement in which a person feels as if nothing exciting or eventful has happened in his/her life.

BF & GF-Boyfriend and girlfriend

BFF- Best friend forever

• Referring to a best friend

BFFN-Best friend for now

• Generally used is a joking matter. Used to indicate that someone with only be your best friend for a short amount of time.

NVM-Never mind

BTW-By the way

WTH- What the heck?

• Used in a negative manner. Often used when something may be confusing or displeasing.

TMI-Too much information

• Generally used in a negative manner.  Used to indicate that someone has received too much information about a story or event and does not want to hear anymore.

By Shelly Voss

   As a slight chill infiltrates the November air, I sip a pumpkin spice Starbucks latte and take in the beauty of the golden hues that now grace the leaves on the trees (…and the leaves on the ground…). Everyone’s favorite holiday is Christmas, right? No doubt, it’s the most wonderful time of the year; I’m a little girl again at Christmastime when the miraculous truth of that Holy Night gets a hold of me! But truth be told, Thanksgiving has an incomparable place in my heart.

   On this Thursday of thanks, the majority of Americans sit contentedly around a table laden with an abundance of turkey, corn, and cranberry sauce, reminded of the many things they have to be thankful for. What about you? I’m more than slightly convicted when I begin to realize all the blessings I’ve taken for granted this year. Besides good health, a cozy abode to call my home, loyal friends and a warm, close-knit family, I have had a year bountiful with daily joys and hourly rays of sunshine. What about you? What are YOU thankful for?

   There’s so, so much to be thankful for. I look around me and see so much pain and heartache. Children, ravished by starvation and AIDs, are dying in Africa. Men, jobless and homeless, stand on too many corners. Women, terrorized and fearful, nervously hide in shelters. But these are extreme cases of trauma; as I walked to 4^th period today, I was burdened by the masses of suffering spirits that I pass in the hallway every day. People are broken; hearts are lost.

    How do I, blessed, provided for and loved as I am, find the audacity to ever complain? And why am I so rarely moved to a place of action by the pain that I see? Our gratefulness for all we’ve been given cannot sit stagnant – it must create in us desire to give others a reason to give thanks. As I am minutes away from my favorite holiday break of the year, my heart is burning to alleviate the distress of so many.

   Help the hurting with me! Whether you work a few hours at a soup kitchen, take a homeless man a plate of Thanksgiving dinner, give a needy friend an hour of conversation or help Granny with the Thanksgiving dishes, give someone else a reason (however small) to be thankful this Thanksgiving. Be the change! “To whom much is given, much will be expected.”

Beginning 7:30 pm, October 14^th, the Leander Theatre department will be presenting Paul Zindel’s ‘The Secret Affairs of Mildred Wild,’ in the Little Theatre.  In this kooky, yet heartwarming show, leading lady, Hailey Suggs brings us into the mind of Mildred Wild, taking us through the world of old Hollywood and marital distress. Also starring Safaa Hansen and Culley Sharp, this comedy is sure to be a wild ride!

 Tickets are on sale at all lunches. $10 for general admission and $60 to reserve a table. Dessert and a drink  will be served during intermission.  For more information visit www.myspace.com/MildredWild or call (512) 570-1065.

• Attention Adults: Have you been hearing things and not knowing what they mean? Do you feel lost in translation, just walking down the hallway? Fear not, for you do not have to sacrifice your maturity, by asking what something means any longer. We have your very own teenage dictionary that will solve all of the questions you have about the crazy words you hear every day.

• Creeper- [kree-pur] (noun) one who creeps; someone who gives you a bad vibe due to their appearance, actions or choice of words.

Description: Used in a generally negative manner, usually with an insulting connotation.

Example: “Did you see that kid following me in the hallway the other day? He is such a creeper!”

• Creeping- [kreep-eeng] (v.) the act of being a creeper; paying someone excessive attention in the form of talking, staring, or following them, until they feel uncomfortable.

Description: Often used to describe a disliked person, but can also be used to explain a pastime that one participates in while hanging out with friends.

Example: “I don’t know this kid, but he’s been staring at me all week. I don’t understand why has been creeping on me.”

• Grummit- [gruhm-it] (noun) one who does not put a lot of effort into their daily appearance, actions, or choice of words.

(v.) Choosing to act and appear lethargic or careless.

Description: Not necessarily a positive or negative description; often used to describe someone who is tired or sick.

 Example: “I haven’t washed my hair in a week. I feel like such a grummit.”

• Swoll- [swohl] (adj.) muscular or brawny.

Description: Used in a positive manner; generally toward more athletic people.

Example: “That kid is so swoll. He must work out like eight hours every day!”

• Beast- [bee-st](noun) One who is exceptionally talented at something or just generally cool in all manners

(v.) The act of being incredibly good at something; extremely strong or talented

Description: Most commonly used with a positive connotation; generally with regards to a common interest.

Example: “What a beast. I don’t know any other person in the entire world who is as talented as him.”

• Reppin’- [rep-in] (v.) flaunting one’s personal preference in the area of school, home, or activities.

Description: Often shouted to emphasize pride in one’s school, home, or choice of activities.

Example- “I’m reppin’ the Class of 2011! What, what!”

Hide and Seek

As soon as you

Close your eyes,

You will see.

Do not open them.

That will only make this harder.

I have to say good bye now.

Please don’t say anything right now.

When you open your eyes,

I will be gone.

And this will be one game of hide and seek

That you can not win.

Please don’t be angry,

And don’t cry;

The tears are the worst part

Of good bye.

I just need to move on,

Find myself,

And I can no longer do that here.

Life has passed me by,

And now I find myself playing catch-up.

And what good is that?

It really isn’t.

I have to come to terms

With my own mortality;

I have to take this chance.

I have to step away from the umbrella,

And feel the cold rain

Wash away my sins.

It must be this way.

We made a promise to each other,

And now,

We must fulfill it.

I need to be with him.

It is a burning desire that I have had to live with

For far too long.

So now,

I say farewell.

I will see you again,

Some day.

Just keep telling yourself

That life will go on,

And the tears will soon stop.

So smile,

And don’t worry.

All things turn right

In time.

And I know this is what’s best

For everyone involved.

But, to be safe,

Leave a key under the mat for me,

Just in case

I need to come home.

Now, count to three,

And open your eyes.

Wipe away the tears,

And continue to live your life.

Are you ready?

One…

Two…

Three…

Open.